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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 224 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20335 | 37% |
| Smokes | 15987 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5867 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 13007 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,777,904 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaosGeneral | 78% | 153 |
| #2 | Big Papa | 77% | 153 |
| #3 | Diabetesbruh | 76% | 108 |
| #4 | Xerwell | 76% | 141 |
| #5 | nico | 75% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | NaloX | 71% | 416 |
| #11 | Paradise | 70% | 81 |
| #12 | arlequí | 68% | 95 |
| #13 | FixN☂ | 67% | 230 |
| #14 | zr | 66% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaloX | 21 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | nico | 19 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Cheep Heep | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Big Papa | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | ChaosGeneral | 9 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 1241 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #2 | NaloX | 1023 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #3 | nico | 707 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | FixN☂ | 372 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | arlequí | 362 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4yz | +3.90 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | NaloX | +2.93 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | Wilsonnr1 | +2.70 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | Xerwell | +1.94 | 86 | 66 |
| #5 | nico | +1.86 | 66 | 60 |





