








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4110 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4042 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4264 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3341 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,994 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | HASA MAINIO :DDddd | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | BLUEFAce"¤ | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | キリンドクター | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | r1ngo | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | b0b0 | 52% | 65 |
| #11 | Baba Yaga | 48% | 25 |
| #12 | Pate vaa (= | 47% | 53 |
| #13 | SINI♡ | 45% | 53 |
| #14 | GAYLORD | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uzman | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | キリンドクター | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | b0b0 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | SINI♡ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | nuari kukko | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0b0 | 293 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | キリンドクター | 244 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Uzman | 199 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | SINI♡ | 199 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | GAYLORD | 192 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tane | +2.81 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | b0b0 | +2.59 | 85 | 74 |
| #3 | walle | +1.03 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | r1ngo | +0.79 | 68 | 43 |
| #5 | nuari kukko | +0.32 | 64 | 62 |





