








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4253 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4797 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3590 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3512 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,642 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atmosphere | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | norcha | 67% | 43 |
| #3 | DECKER | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | ☆Vax™ | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | Rickut | 60% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | teun1s | 58% | 236 |
| #8 | syNT | 56% | 94 |
| #9 | Basjuh | 56% | 178 |
| #10 | TEF4 | 47% | 32 |
| #11 | TimmyG | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teun1s | 23 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Rickut | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Basjuh | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | syNT | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | norcha | 6 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teun1s | 768 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #2 | Rickut | 696 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | Basjuh | 519 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #4 | syNT | 337 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | HuLeh! | 164 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | norcha | +3.48 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | Rickut | +2.04 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | n1ghto ツ | +1.29 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | teun1s | +1.06 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | TEF4 | -0.04 | 56 | 46 |





