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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 647 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10566 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9692 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7960 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7690 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,013 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | norcha | 58% | 100 |
| #2 | n1ghto ツ | 58% | 236 |
| #3 | Rickut | 57% | 224 |
| #4 | RiseHeaven | 53% | 101 |
| #5 | Basjuh | 51% | 402 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | HuLeh! | 51% | 398 |
| #7 | syNT | 50% | 294 |
| #8 | Cheeky Ninja | 48% | 71 |
| #9 | TimmyG | 44% | 289 |
| #10 | Nrg^ | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basjuh | 18 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Rickut | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | HuLeh! | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | syNT | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | TimmyG | 13 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basjuh | 1210 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #2 | syNT | 1112 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #3 | n1ghto ツ | 829 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #4 | Rickut | 635 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #5 | HuLeh! | 574 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | norcha | +3.39 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | Rickut | +1.67 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | teun1s | +1.40 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | n1ghto ツ | +0.76 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | Basjuh | +0.32 | 71 | 76 |





