








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Renown | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3964 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3538 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2868 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2055 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,275 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Dark Sage | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | TheSmallPharaon | 57% | 65 |
| #4 | olelemaiko | 54% | 244 |
| #5 | degenerated players | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | 910 | 49% | 166 |
| #8 | Bratanov | 49% | 146 |
| #9 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | 43% | 35 |
| #10 | THUG LIFE | 43% | 47 |
| #11 | Fd God | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratanov | 19 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | olelemaiko | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | 910 | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 8 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | ivoGOD | 4 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | 592 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | 910 | 257 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | TheSmallPharaon | 151 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | degenerated players | 132 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dark Sage | 94 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | +3.93 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | 910 | +1.70 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | TheSmallPharaon | +1.66 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | +0.76 | 74 | 74 |
| #5 | degenerated players | +0.70 | 73 | 62 |





