








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 486 matches | ||
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




176 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16043 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9972 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 10655 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9937 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,910,165 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 70% | 159 |
| #2 | TheHelplessCow | 68% | 185 |
| #3 | Flame † | 65% | 463 |
| #4 | RoG | 64% | 106 |
| #5 | ffalcon | 63% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame † | 3220 | 0.33 | 87 min |
| #2 | ffalcon | 1406 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #3 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 513 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | Aus_33 | 441 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #5 | kirito | 410 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | +2.74 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | +2.46 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | Aus_33 | +1.27 | 68 | 75 |
| #4 | TheHelplessCow | +1.17 | 81 | 47 |
| #5 | wex | +1.09 | 83 | 55 |





