








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1678 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 992 matches | ||
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8913 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7833 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7509 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7013 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,181,714 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | J-Nippy-Plays | 61% | 129 |
| #9 | Zentay | 60% | 311 |
| #10 | Aus_33 | 59% | 66 |
| #11 | Prophet | 57% | 150 |
| #12 | SpiG - Has Autism | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zentay | 1935 | 0.28 | 49 min |
| #2 | Flame † | 777 | 0.31 | 20 min |
| #3 | R3XY | 765 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 648 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #5 | J-Nippy-Plays | 529 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | +2.40 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | Prophet | +2.09 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | Aus_33 | +2.08 | 77 | 75 |
| #4 | TheHelplessCow | +1.64 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | R3XY | +1.19 | 70 | 63 |





