








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 706 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 223 matches | ||
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6873 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8608 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5223 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6832 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $766,558 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | rey mcscriff | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Mongo | 12 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | gronk | 10 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | mencius | 8 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame † | 791 | 0.30 | 20 min |
| #2 | R3XY | 631 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | ffalcon | 488 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #4 | TheHelplessCow | 306 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | rey mcscriff | 269 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OXPAHAMORISA | +3.25 | 94 | 63 |
| #2 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | +2.79 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | LeeAm | +2.35 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | gronk | +2.24 | 78 | 49 |
| #5 | R3XY | +1.52 | 73 | 61 |





