








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 854 | 23% |
| Smokes | 863 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1045 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 998 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,628 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spidergum | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | ARKYN | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | kasax | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | BurningTrashcan | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | F18 | 62% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | i love cs 🚬 | 38% | 8 |
| #13 | $EYED | 36% | 11 |
| #14 | MAGiCACHMED´ | 33% | 9 |
| #15 | eNZY ✪ | 29% | 7 |
| #16 | chr1s | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F18 | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ARKYN | 5 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | INST4NT | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F18 | 171 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | skippo | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | SaN | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spidergum | 50 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | $EYED | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spidergum | +2.75 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | mugiwara rolan; | +2.57 | 93 | 51 |
| #3 | ARKYN | +1.82 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | F18 | +1.79 | 91 | 58 |
| #5 | kasax | +1.41 | 89 | 73 |





