








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2302 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2779 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2485 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3060 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,832,766 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrypZ | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Bear | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Euka | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Miztor | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 2268 | 0.30 | 63 min |
| #2 | Euka | 387 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Bear | 306 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | KrypZ | 266 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Centaur0n | 250 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | +2.88 | 81 | 80 |
| #2 | Euka | +1.82 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | +1.59 | 84 | 80 |
| #4 | Bear | +0.36 | 57 | 42 |
| #5 | saNiia | +0.36 | 65 | 58 |





