








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8521 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7651 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2962 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5421 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,980 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Euka | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | KrypZ | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Bear | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Dangstar | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Rocky | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dangstar | 644 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | Euka | 448 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | KrypZ | 344 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Bear | 340 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Centaur0n | 316 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | +2.41 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | +1.64 | 84 | 80 |
| #3 | Euka | +1.48 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | Rocky | +0.48 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | Bear | +0.20 | 55 | 42 |





