








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1880 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1412 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1575 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1323 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,092 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Dangstar | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Bear | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Rocky | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Euka | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 827 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | Dangstar | 196 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bear | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Euka | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Centaur0n | 75 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Euka | +1.54 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | Rocky | +1.28 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | +1.13 | 84 | 80 |
| #4 | Bear | +1.08 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | saNiia | -0.12 | 69 | 57 |





