








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 884 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1663 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,290 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centaur0n | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Euka | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | Günther | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | Dangstar | 50% | 127 |
| #5 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 50% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Euka | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | KrypZ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Dangstar | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Bear | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 921 | 0.29 | 26 min |
| #2 | Dangstar | 216 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Euka | 169 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | KrypZ | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bear | 110 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Euka | +1.69 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | +1.20 | 85 | 82 |
| #3 | Rocky | +0.38 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | Bear | +0.15 | 56 | 42 |
| #5 | Günther | -0.32 | 73 | 52 |





