








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1342 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1703 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1277 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1552 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,440 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | FuNny #muse | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | Rocky | 42% | 33 |
| #11 | Euka | 41% | 69 |
| #12 | fysiX | 40% | 15 |
| #13 | KrypZ | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | KrypZ | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Dangstar | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Bear | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Euka | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 990 | 0.32 | 28 min |
| #2 | Dangstar | 259 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Euka | 144 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bear | 133 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Centaur0n | 90 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | +1.94 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | +1.63 | 83 | 82 |
| #3 | Euka | +1.43 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | fysiX | +1.04 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | FuNny #muse | +0.50 | 63 | 69 |





