








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2531 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2931 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5791 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3421 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,873 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sundae | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | 🔴 | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | CuRRy the Viper | 49% | 108 |
| #4 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 45% | 393 |
| #5 | ✪SCufFeX | 44% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | JaxX | 42% | 245 |
| #8 | Narmonox | 41% | 152 |
| #9 | Cherry | 41% | 417 |
| #10 | 2Low | 39% | 38 |
| #11 | D!ck@ | 36% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 19 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | JaxX | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Cherry | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | ✪SCufFeX | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | 🔴 | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 1141 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | Cherry | 881 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #3 | JaxX | 712 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | CuRRy the Viper | 402 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Narmonox | 330 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sundae | +4.86 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | CuRRy the Viper | +3.53 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +3.01 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | 🔴 | +1.45 | 90 | 67 |
| #5 | D!ck@ | +1.00 | 79 | 60 |





