








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1647 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2029 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1914 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,029,107 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | 44% | 55 |
| #7 | Cherry | 42% | 245 |
| #8 | Own4IcoN | 41% | 86 |
| #9 | Narmonox | 39% | 80 |
| #10 | JaxX | 34% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | <EiErnaCkeN GoEs InfEcted> | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | JaxX | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Cherry | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 509 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Cherry | 390 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | CuRRy the Viper | 298 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | JaxX | 221 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Narmonox | 185 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuRRy the Viper | +4.67 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +2.86 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | +1.69 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | D!ck@ | +1.68 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | <EiErnaCkeN GoEs InfEcted> | +0.06 | 57 | 59 |





