








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2485 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1647 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4174 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2103 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,771,152 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyPeek Gustva | 30 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | fortune 08 | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Rolton | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Mr.RoboT | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Mr.RoboT | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyPeek Gustva | 760 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | fortune 08 | 549 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Mr.RoboT | 431 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Rolton | 383 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mr.RoboT | 221 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortune 08 | +2.40 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | overinhooo | +2.06 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | Mr.RoboT | +1.13 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Mr.RoboT | +0.35 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | Rolton | -0.16 | 45 | 56 |





