








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8789 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7340 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7368 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5880 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,087,589 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.RoboT | 49% | 88 |
| #2 | Rolton | 48% | 292 |
| #3 | overinhooo | 48% | 82 |
| #4 | fortune 08 | 46% | 470 |
| #5 | krice | 46% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.RoboT | 20 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | krice | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | fortune 08 | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Rolton | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | LaGuba | 12 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortune 08 | 1399 | 0.14 | 37 min |
| #2 | Mr.RoboT | 1005 | 0.13 | 29 min |
| #3 | Rolton | 813 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | LaGuba | 493 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | krice | 406 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortune 08 | +1.76 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | overinhooo | +1.63 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | Mr.RoboT | +1.56 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Mr.RoboT | +1.39 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | Rolton | -0.24 | 45 | 58 |





