








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5568 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5563 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4474 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2445 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,251,652 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | overinhooo | 52% | 102 |
| #2 | fortune 08 | 49% | 267 |
| #3 | KittyPeek Gustva | 48% | 292 |
| #4 | Mr.RoboT | 47% | 266 |
| #5 | Mr.RoboT | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyPeek Gustva | 1334 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | fortune 08 | 775 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | Mr.RoboT | 721 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #4 | overinhooo | 346 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | krice | 325 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | overinhooo | +2.37 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | Mr.RoboT | +2.21 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | fortune 08 | +1.32 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Mr.RoboT | +1.25 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | Rolton | -0.23 | 46 | 58 |





