








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3730 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2251 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2522 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2371 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,792 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rtun3 | 85% | 20 |
| #2 | overinhooo | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | LaGuba | 51% | 72 |
| #4 | KittyPeek Gustva | 49% | 88 |
| #5 | Rolton | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyPeek Gustva | 409 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | fortune 08 | 288 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Rolton | 230 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | krice | 171 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | LaGuba | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rtun3 | +2.06 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | Mr.RoboT | +1.92 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | fortune 08 | +1.69 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | overinhooo | +1.41 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | Rolton | -0.09 | 43 | 60 |





