








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 191 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11422 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10237 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8098 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3854 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,443,739 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | overinhooo | 51% | 260 |
| #2 | Mr.RoboT | 49% | 560 |
| #3 | Rolton | 49% | 267 |
| #4 | KittyPeek Gustva | 46% | 470 |
| #5 | LaGuba | 46% | 354 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyPeek Gustva | 44 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Mr.RoboT | 23 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | LaGuba | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | krice | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Rolton | 15 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyPeek Gustva | 2191 | 0.22 | 52 min |
| #2 | Mr.RoboT | 1471 | 0.12 | 42 min |
| #3 | overinhooo | 882 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #4 | Rolton | 744 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #5 | LaGuba | 670 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortune 08 | +1.71 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | overinhooo | +1.53 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | Mr.RoboT | +1.20 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Mr.RoboT | +0.82 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Rolton | -0.49 | 44 | 57 |





