








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6015 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3957 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2756 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3038 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,807 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExeK- | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | Nobody | 59% | 66 |
| #3 | _nlz | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | Dave | 55% | 91 |
| #5 | .promii- | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uney | 1113 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | ⭕⃤smsmjuju | 891 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #3 | .promii- | 584 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #4 | Nobody | 339 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | Dave | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pREDDY trägt alle | +4.65 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Nobody | +3.02 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤smsmjuju | +2.57 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | uney | +2.48 | 88 | 44 |
| #5 | ExeK- | +1.65 | 80 | 64 |





