








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 721 | 26% |
| Smokes | 642 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 832 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 568 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $872,390 of utility $284 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaxl | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | veygo | 55% | 86 |
| #4 | bigdadszn | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | ✠BigBob3D | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Pungents | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | remmy7 | 41% | 17 |
| #8 | Spetz | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | ✪ Power Bottom | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | jRoss | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spetz | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | ✪ Power Bottom | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | veygo | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Pungents | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veygo | 306 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pungents | 227 | 0.34 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✠BigBob3D | 134 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spetz | 73 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +2.09 | 74 | 45 |
| #2 | jRoss | +1.79 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | veygo | +1.72 | 90 | 68 |
| #4 | Zaxl | +1.33 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | Pungents | +1.05 | 81 | 71 |





