








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 924 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2262 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2544 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2514 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1991 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,298 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | rabbim | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Kenny | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | M1das | 56% | 48 |
| #5 | Stenugn | 52% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Stenugn | 52% | 118 |
| #6 | Propeller | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | Spudjo | 46% | 54 |
| #8 | Rasta X Mudcake | 46% | 171 |
| #9 | Saija Ranttila | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasta X Mudcake | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Stenugn | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | M1das | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | rabbim | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | tobbe | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stenugn | 889 | 0.34 | 32 min |
| #2 | Spudjo | 239 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | M1das | 213 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kenny | 176 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | Rasta X Mudcake | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1das | +2.35 | 67 | 71 |
| #2 | ro1nuJ✪ | +1.87 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | tobbe | +1.79 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | Stenugn | +0.84 | 79 | 79 |
| #5 | Spudjo | -0.20 | 50 | 75 |





