








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6665 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4095 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2777 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,031,429 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propeller | 59% | 96 |
| #2 | rabbim | 59% | 116 |
| #3 | Spudjo | 58% | 190 |
| #4 | Kenny | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | M1das | 57% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propeller | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Saija Ranttila | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | rabbim | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Spudjo | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Danc3er | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spudjo | 795 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | ro1nuJ✪ | 264 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | M1das | 201 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Saija Ranttila | 199 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Danc3er | 169 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1das | +2.47 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | Stenugn | +1.60 | 77 | 80 |
| #3 | Spudjo | +1.12 | 53 | 79 |
| #4 | ro1nuJ✪ | +0.27 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | Saija Ranttila | -0.13 | 82 | 54 |





