








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,136 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3707 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3615 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3616 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3827 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,237,919 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | thomas | 57% | 286 |
| #3 | Stenugn | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | ro1nuJ✪ | 56% | 48 |
| #5 | Kenny | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | thomas | 57% | 286 |
| #3 | Stenugn | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | ro1nuJ✪ | 56% | 48 |
| #5 | Kenny | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thomas | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | tobbe | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | ro1nuJ✪ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thomas | 1174 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | Stenugn | 310 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #3 | ro1nuJ✪ | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kenny | 99 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | tobbe | 69 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1das | +1.14 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | thomas | +0.59 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | Stenugn | +0.40 | 84 | 78 |
| #4 | ro1nuJ✪ | +0.11 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | tobbe | -0.90 | 63 | 44 |





