








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 459 | 16% |
| Smokes | 399 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 736 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1254 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $279,022 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | ro1nuJ✪ | 46% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | ro1nuJ✪ | 46% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ro1nuJ✪ | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | tobbe | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ro1nuJ✪ | 371 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | tobbe | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ro1nuJ✪ | +3.79 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | tobbe | -0.09 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | Rasta X Mudcake | -2.73 | 48 | 35 |





