








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2328 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2551 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2178 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2618 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,064 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rabbim | 68% | 84 |
| #2 | Propeller | 65% | 62 |
| #3 | Saija Ranttila | 61% | 57 |
| #4 | Danc3er | 60% | 52 |
| #5 | M1das | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stenugn | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Propeller | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | rabbim | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Saija Ranttila | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Danc3er | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stenugn | 1683 | 0.41 | 64 min |
| #2 | Saija Ranttila | 154 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Danc3er | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ro1nuJ✪ | 119 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | M1das | 88 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1das | +2.52 | 63 | 69 |
| #2 | Stenugn | +2.20 | 76 | 85 |
| #3 | Spudjo | +1.14 | 52 | 81 |
| #4 | Saija Ranttila | +0.09 | 83 | 53 |
| #5 | ro1nuJ✪ | -0.26 | 59 | 59 |





