








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2449 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1652 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1829 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1088 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,141 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | 53% | 120 |
| #7 | Artsi | 50% | 12 |
| #8 | ❀ mimi ❀ | 50% | 36 |
| #9 | Hippuli | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | Juupa | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❀ mimi ❀ | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔞 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | tuluppu | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | MahtiLimppu | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | 디모사 ッ Heke | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | 275 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | tuluppu | 163 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | MahtiLimppu | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔞 | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Juupa | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 디모사 ッ Heke | +3.02 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | MahtiLimppu | +2.53 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | Xyverie | +2.04 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Juupa | +1.84 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | +0.98 | 67 | 63 |





