








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2515 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2122 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3190 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3397 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,120,943 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyverie | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | Kaladin ννμ μΆλ³΅ | 47% | 83 |
| #3 | tuluppu | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyverie | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | Kaladin ννμ μΆλ³΅ | 47% | 83 |
| #3 | tuluppu | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyverie | 14 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | tuluppu | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyverie | 248 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | tuluppu | 206 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kaladin ννμ μΆλ³΅ | 168 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyverie | +4.17 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | Kaladin ννμ μΆλ³΅ | +1.17 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | tuluppu | -0.88 | 35 | 64 |
| #4 | ππ’πͺπ¬π«π¦π | -2.56 | 23 | 48 |





