








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1202 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1447 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2275 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1184 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,530 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macce | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | EKstrs | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Läähpuuh | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | marjapoimuri | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | MentallyUnstable | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macce | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | puuhlääh | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | MYY | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Romppa | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | 170 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Xyverie | 89 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Romppa | 79 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hippuli | 76 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | tuluppu | 67 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | +6.06 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Saku-Setä | +4.54 | 89 | 82 |
| #3 | Macce | +3.92 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | Hippuli | +1.84 | 81 | 75 |
| #5 | Juupa | +1.73 | 66 | 61 |





