








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2274 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3363 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1732 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3130 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,382 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toasty | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | alicerawr | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | clxire | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | Deters | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xo | 243 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | BocchiTheAwp | 153 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | avery | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Deters | 115 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | toasty | 90 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zazu | +4.29 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | +3.98 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | alicerawr | +2.92 | 95 | 60 |
| #4 | avery | +1.62 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Deters | +0.57 | 82 | 61 |





