








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2819 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2161 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1535 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,636 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 468 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b' | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | lilyblossom | 72% | 25 |
| #3 | REKMEISTER | 70% | 20 |
| #4 | MEGA ❤︎ methpuppy | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Zazu | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REKMEISTER | +9.48 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | lilyblossom | +3.47 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | b' | +3.18 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | +2.74 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | Zazu | +1.72 | 75 | 55 |





