








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7065 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4773 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4752 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2762 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,641,551 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreenVirus | 56% | 66 |
| #2 | Haxum | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Langskytten | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | LilSwe | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | ETHVN | 49% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ETHVN | 49% | 291 |
| #6 | Hazza | 49% | 236 |
| #7 | Likeabossow | 44% | 141 |
| #8 | SEB | 44% | 114 |
| #9 | Gummi | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hazza | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ETHVN | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | LilSwe | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Likeabossow | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Langskytten | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ETHVN | 1199 | 0.19 | 34 min |
| #2 | Hazza | 744 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | LilSwe | 219 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | GreenVirus | 170 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | SEB | 163 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Langskytten | +4.09 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Haxum | +1.90 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | Hazza | +0.82 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | SEB | +0.30 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | PASCAL | -0.05 | 63 | 63 |





