








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3775 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3563 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3166 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3101 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,470 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xyok | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Sodatex | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Pille2212 | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | KoriFee | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | Huguette | 50% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ♞︎ huskyta | 48% | 66 |
| #8 | Alex Deli | 48% | 144 |
| #9 | Tac | 47% | 47 |
| #10 | Slone001 | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | Mr. Nice Guy | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex Deli | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | ♞︎ huskyta | 10 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Huguette | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Tac | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | xyok | 5 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huguette | 472 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Alex Deli | 454 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♞︎ huskyta | 372 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #4 | KoriFee | 205 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sodatex | 106 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | die Putzfrau | +4.09 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | ♞︎ huskyta | +1.85 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | Alex Deli | +1.13 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Mr. Nice Guy | +1.05 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | Huguette | +0.98 | 71 | 65 |





