








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1099 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8545 | 20% |
| Smokes | 9649 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 13973 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 10895 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,482,374 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | Alex Deli | 48% | 104 |
| #3 | ♞︎ huskyta | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | Alex Deli | 48% | 104 |
| #3 | ♞︎ huskyta | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞︎ huskyta | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Alex Deli | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞︎ huskyta | 484 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #2 | Alex Deli | 286 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 101 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞︎ huskyta | +3.63 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | Alex Deli | +2.28 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Tac | -1.17 | 49 | 58 |
| #4 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | -1.50 | 47 | 58 |





