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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4559 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1289 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2165 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3766 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,251,624 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukuMaster | 59% | 153 |
| #2 | gaming car | 58% | 109 |
| #3 | greku | 56% | 250 |
| #4 | maciuś | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | happlish | 52% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | drongie | 51% | 72 |
| #7 | Serkinho | 50% | 46 |
| #8 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 48% | 198 |
| #9 | bentley | 44% | 383 |
| #10 | Cockelba | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | 137 | 0.0274 |
| #2 | bentley | 132 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 65 | 0.0164 |
| #4 | maciuś | 62 | 0.0366 |
| #5 | KukuMaster | 47 | 0.0150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bentley | 1161 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | greku | 742 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 477 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | gaming car | 389 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | drongie | 298 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | +7.57 | 97 | 59 |
| #2 | maciuś | +7.51 | 96 | 56 |
| #3 | gaming car | +4.25 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | drongie | +4.15 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | Serkinho | +1.74 | 75 | 64 |





