








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




446 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8233 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6027 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6912 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5228 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,192,630 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaming car | 61% | 114 |
| #2 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 61% | 180 |
| #3 | Serkinho | 59% | 68 |
| #4 | KukuMaster | 58% | 288 |
| #5 | niglock | 56% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | niglock | 56% | 250 |
| #6 | drongie | 54% | 114 |
| #7 | bentley | 54% | 433 |
| #8 | FAKER | 51% | 108 |
| #9 | 𝓜ɪᴄʜυ | 46% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bentley | 145 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 90 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 73 | 0.0200 |
| #4 | drongie | 61 | 0.0266 |
| #5 | FAKER | 40 | 0.0188 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bentley | 1295 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 745 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | drongie | 459 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | 𝓜ɪᴄʜυ | 417 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #5 | niglock | 328 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | +6.00 | 97 | 58 |
| #2 | drongie | +1.40 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | gaming car | +1.34 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | KukuMaster | -0.27 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | Serkinho | -0.36 | 76 | 66 |





