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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




316 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10169 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8709 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11234 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 7646 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,126,716 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3875 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukuMaster | 56% | 213 |
| #2 | greku | 54% | 433 |
| #3 | gaming car | 52% | 173 |
| #4 | Serkinho | 51% | 170 |
| #5 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 50% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Serkinho | 51% | 170 |
| #5 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 50% | 279 |
| #6 | FAKER | 49% | 128 |
| #7 | maciuś | 46% | 104 |
| #8 | niglock | 44% | 383 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | 233 | 0.0269 |
| #2 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 90 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 69 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | maciuś | 62 | 0.0312 |
| #5 | niglock | 55 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | 1436 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #2 | Serkinho | 657 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 645 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | niglock | 574 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #5 | gaming car | 539 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | +7.01 | 97 | 60 |
| #2 | maciuś | +6.80 | 97 | 55 |
| #3 | gaming car | +2.83 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | Serkinho | +0.59 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | KukuMaster | +0.02 | 61 | 63 |





