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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




176 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2227 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1467 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1728 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1113 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,003 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaming car | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Serkinho | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 58% | 72 |
| #4 | niglock | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | bentley | 46% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | StudzeKisiel | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | drongie | 42% | 43 |
| #9 | FAKER | 39% | 28 |
| #10 | 𝓜ɪᴄʜυ | 33% | 15 |
| #11 | Cockelba | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bentley | 47 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 23 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | niglock | 22 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 19 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | drongie | 18 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bentley | 294 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Serkinho | 202 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 186 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | drongie | 167 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | niglock | 111 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maciuś | +6.15 | 96 | 55 |
| #2 | gaming car | +4.74 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | drongie | +1.81 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Serkinho | +1.02 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | KukuMaster | -0.45 | 63 | 62 |





