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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 220 matches | ||
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




187 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10742 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8731 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8333 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9159 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,073,171 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaming car | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | niglock | 59% | 153 |
| #3 | Serkinho | 58% | 60 |
| #4 | maciuś | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | greku | 58% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | セバスチャンの一番の | 45% | 240 |
| #11 | Qrestu | 45% | 243 |
| #12 | Baradosso ツ | 45% | 141 |
| #13 | Negi | 42% | 280 |
| #14 | Piduru | 22% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | 160 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | bentley | 69 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | maciuś | 56 | 0.0382 |
| #4 | krzysiuwyczynuwka⛟ | 36 | 0.0182 |
| #5 | Negi | 24 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negi | 1033 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | greku | 905 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #3 | bentley | 670 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | Qrestu | 580 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #5 | Baradosso ツ | 548 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greku | +7.03 | 97 | 59 |
| #2 | maciuś | +5.46 | 96 | 54 |
| #3 | Qrestu | +3.55 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | gaming car | +3.22 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | KukuMaster | +0.74 | 67 | 67 |





