








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 78 | 10% |
| Smokes | 104 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 186 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 419 | 53% |
Our logs show you have wasted $23,696 of utility $9 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izuto | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | FrenchDoomer | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | aac.meunier | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Kebab | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | KanaaaaR | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | aac.meunier | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Kebab | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | KanaaaaR | 45% | 47 |
| #6 | Kanaaaa | 41% | 94 |
| #7 | RedSheep | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSheep | 15 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | Kanaaaa | 12 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Kebab | 7 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | KanaaaaR | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Izuto | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kebab | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | RedSheep | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kanaaaa | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Izuto | 31 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | KanaaaaR | 20 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSheep | +5.59 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | Izuto | +3.74 | 59 | 18 |
| #3 | Kebab | -0.10 | 33 | 56 |
| #4 | gameur gaming | -0.49 | 15 | 18 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | -1.30 | 32 | 40 |





