








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3606 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2553 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3118 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2489 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,501 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalle | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Paulino | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | PsihinisLigonis | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Swe_ex | 57% | 69 |
| #5 | KingAkashi | 56% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Linkolini | 55% | 44 |
| #10 | x22 | 54% | 54 |
| #11 | p9nda | 50% | 16 |
| #12 | sTƐaMy | 50% | 34 |
| #13 | Vill | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swe_ex | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Xander | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Linkolini | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | KingAkashi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Vill | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xander | 498 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Swe_ex | 289 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | x22 | 260 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Linkolini | 176 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | KingAkashi | 151 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p9nda | +3.47 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | Xander | +3.13 | 84 | 78 |
| #3 | Kalle | +3.10 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Swe_ex | +0.68 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | x22 | +0.55 | 66 | 60 |





