








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1856 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1863 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1739 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,259 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Luokkala | 48% | 132 |
| #13 | zAkke | 47% | 15 |
| #14 | Sniffaister | 45% | 38 |
| #15 | nappe | 36% | 11 |
| #16 | Keheveli | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luokkala | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | olli | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Anpuja | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Sniffaister | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | zAkke | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keheveli | +1.62 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | Anpuja | +1.56 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | zAkke | +0.87 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | soikka | +0.66 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | Apukoira Frode | +0.59 | 78 | 73 |





