








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 91 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1212 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1160 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1023 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1212 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,454 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1k0ps | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | palvaren | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | soikka | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Tuippis | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | ZooG | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | zAkke | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | soikka | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | LebAinDaHouse | 1 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | JAAKOPP | 1 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 121 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | zAkke | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | soikka | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ZooG | 31 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Piimäpurkki | 26 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1k0ps | +2.87 | 48 | 70 |
| #2 | ZooG | +2.66 | 89 | 82 |
| #3 | ombbu | +1.07 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | Shmuel | +0.79 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | zAkke | +0.33 | 68 | 61 |





