








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 296 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3725 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6805 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5146 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5179 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,906,791 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magel | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Eldwin | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | HcEDU | 48% | 141 |
| #4 | Intozzz | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | me♡ukatti | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Rajis | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | korhonev22 | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | me♡ukatti | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | malpero | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 836 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | Rajis | 429 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Magel | 311 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #4 | HcEDU | 242 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | LebAinDaHouse | 177 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEMON | +3.20 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | Intozzz | +3.04 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | HcEDU | +1.74 | 54 | 60 |
| #4 | Rajis | +1.14 | 50 | 71 |
| #5 | Magel | +0.89 | 54 | 70 |





