








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 992 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1054 matches | ||
| Renown | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10709 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10746 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7001 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5522 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,928,753 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 866 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stasK | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | CrUmZ | 53% | 150 |
| #3 | Lennox | 52% | 169 |
| #4 | Burnie | 50% | 151 |
| #5 | R4ven | 50% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ✪ aLex | 47% | 180 |
| #10 | alf0 | 46% | 384 |
| #11 | Stiek :) | 45% | 92 |
| #12 | Lewd Her Mirc | 42% | 104 |
| #13 | Albis | 39% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alf0 | 40 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Lennox | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Fallout | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | R4ven | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Lewd Her Mirc | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallout | 1057 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #2 | alf0 | 604 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Burnie | 517 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | ✪ aLex | 456 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | Lennox | 425 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallout | +2.07 | 65 | 67 |
| #2 | Burnie | +1.35 | 55 | 73 |
| #3 | Dr. Mabuse | +1.30 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | ph1lo*n1 | +1.30 | 60 | 68 |
| #5 | ja1mz | +0.66 | 67 | 56 |





