








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Renown | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5178 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2333 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3079 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2109 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,828 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrUmZ | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ja1mz | 50% | 182 |
| #3 | alf0 | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrUmZ | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ja1mz | 50% | 182 |
| #3 | alf0 | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ja1mz | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | alf0 | 4 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ja1mz | 306 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | alf0 | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | CrUmZ | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallout | +1.64 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | ja1mz | -0.85 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | CrUmZ | -1.44 | 24 | 62 |
| #4 | alf0 | -2.68 | 44 | 37 |





