








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 539 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4156 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6654 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5391 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5015 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,450,184 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er Panda | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Blaackthoven | 53% | 81 |
| #3 | Pedro Pichapiedra | 52% | 87 |
| #4 | IVIP0WER ツ | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | JESUNA | 47% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JESUNA | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | CMR☣ | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Blaackthoven | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ruben_barnes | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | IVIP0WER ツ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Pichapiedra | +2.39 | 57 | 48 |
| #2 | Er Panda | +0.67 | 53 | 34 |
| #3 | Blaackthoven | +0.27 | 26 | 64 |
| #4 | ruben_barnes | +0.16 | 40 | 57 |
| #5 | IVIP0WER ツ | -0.28 | 52 | 51 |





