








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 869 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1216 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1398 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 401 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,046 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doki- | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | nuugi | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | besu | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Ras | 49% | 185 |
| #5 | jaLmaRi | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | besu | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Ras | 49% | 185 |
| #5 | jaLmaRi | 49% | 37 |
| #6 | J.J.K.P | 47% | 15 |
| #7 | Hessu | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ras | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | nuugi | 9 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | jaLmaRi | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Hessu | 7 | 0.0300 |
| #5 | besu | 6 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ras | 453 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | nuugi | 146 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | besu | 126 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | jaLmaRi | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | J.J.K.P | 84 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | +4.33 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | Mitzu | +1.30 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | besu | +0.69 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | doki- | +0.58 | 84 | 26 |
| #5 | jaLmaRi | +0.15 | 67 | 60 |





